i still can’t believe im the sperm that won
"never apply logic to Doctor Wh-"
nO MOTHERFUCKER I WANT A CERTAIN SOMEONE TO BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR HIS SHITTY WRITING AND FOR TURNING MY FAVORITE SHOW INTO AN ILLOGICAL MASS FILLED WITH “IMPOSSIBLE GIRLS” AND “BLOCKBUSTER PLOTS”
If you don’t like long distance relationships, that’s cool, but you have to be a huge piece of shit to tell someone that their love isn’t real and the relationship is fake.
I overcame myself, the sufferer; I carried my own ashes to the mountains; I invented a brighter flame for myself.
when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”
there’s a difference between “lazy” and “i don’t want to fucking do that shit”